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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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