- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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