- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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