- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What would u like to drink?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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