- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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