Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Turkey Balls

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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