I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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