Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Me

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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