How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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