- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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