- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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