- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop