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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

ask me if im a door yes

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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