Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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