Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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