- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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