- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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