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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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