What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

this website is a bad joke

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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