Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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this website is a bad joke

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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