A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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