- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Knock Knock. Doors open

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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