The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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