- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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