josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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HEY!

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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