What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Oh s***

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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