Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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