- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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