- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Racial Equality

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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