What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

The WPGA tour

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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