Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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