- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Stephen Hawking

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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