boobs!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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