- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

bite me

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Urban ghettos

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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