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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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