- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

People...

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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