- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

i had sex.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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