what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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