Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Roses are red Im adopted

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Women's rights

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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