- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Antijokes...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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