- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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