Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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