- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why are black people so fast? because there black

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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