- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A seal walks into a club.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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