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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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