- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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