Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Robin, get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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