- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

my egg roll

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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