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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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