- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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