- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Your're racist.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

you see theres this guy.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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