- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A blind man walks into a library.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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