- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

this is not a drill.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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