Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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taking out the trash... at night

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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