Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Your're racist.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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