- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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