whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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