- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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