What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A baby seal walks into a club.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

my egg roll

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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