Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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