What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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