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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you make a little girl cry?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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