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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

i'm hard

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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