- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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