What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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