- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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