- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What if I told you.....potatoe

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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