- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Cheese

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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