How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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