Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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womens rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Bitch

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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