- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

No it doesnt..

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A muslim paints Mohammed

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