One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Tucker Rivera

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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