Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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