A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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silver bullet?

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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