Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a black man pays his child support

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

penis in the camel

My jeans

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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