A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Racial Equality

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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