- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A man walked into a bar owch

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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