Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

my penis

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

alex is cool

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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