- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

The cream, it is coming

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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