two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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A dyslexic blind man

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Women's rights.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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