What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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