- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

hi jonny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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