A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

you give like i give lomain

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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