chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Anti Joke

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