- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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