- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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