- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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