- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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