- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

bangers and mash?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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