- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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