- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Black people.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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