- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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