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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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