Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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I don't get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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