Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

William wright is Gay

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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