Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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ewrg

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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View Terms of Service

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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