- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A bar walks into a man

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

knock knock go away!!!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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