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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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