- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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