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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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