- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Can anyone Lenin money?

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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