- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??