- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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