y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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