- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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