So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Lololol

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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