- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What would u like to drink?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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