What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

"Knock knock" Come in!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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