What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Do the roar!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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