What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Granny porn!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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