What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Rylan Clark

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snowglobe

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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