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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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