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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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