- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

The cream, it is coming

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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