- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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