- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

White NBA players.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

9/11

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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