- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

woman's rights

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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