- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

An man walks to a bra

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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