a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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