What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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