Neither did she.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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