- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

I don't get it

Leave. Now.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

i'm hard

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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