- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why are black people so fast? because there black