How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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