Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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