- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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