- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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