- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What happened to my sunglasses?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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