What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Anti Joke

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