- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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