- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Cancer

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

your mama so old, shes dead.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

. . I am a whale

Abortion.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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