Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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