- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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