Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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