- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's white and black? Color blind.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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