today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

justin beiber sucks

karn chevalier

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