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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Emily Walker.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

knock,knock you suck

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

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