What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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