Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

a black man did not eat chicken.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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