- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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