- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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