Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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