Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Poker face

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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