What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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