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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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