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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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