Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

a black man pays his child support

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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