What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Antijokes...

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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