- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.