Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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