Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

knock knock come in

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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