- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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