How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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The New York Giants

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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