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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why so serious ?

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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