- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Its behind you like if you looked behind

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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