- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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