A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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