how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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