- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

America

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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