what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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