- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Dwarf Shortage

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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