A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Cheese

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