- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

The FCC

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

your face

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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