Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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