What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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