- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a vagina

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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