- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A man walks into a vagina

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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