- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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