- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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