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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats up and also down? your mum

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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