- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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