- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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