- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Face...the other white meat!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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