- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Face...the other white meat!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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