A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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