What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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