- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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