- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

John Cena

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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