make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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