- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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