- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

This sentance contains three errers

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what goes boo a sock

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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