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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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