- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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